Dear Kim,
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| Really Kim? |
I would like to commend your courage. I’m sorry, did I say courage? I meant to say ignorance. I guess that’s what you can come to expect when your entire list of accomplishments can be seen in the first paragraph of your Wikipedia page. The term “socialite” can be applied to anyone. Hell, I’m going to consider myself a socialite and see if I can have a “reality” TV show. Wait, you actually are famous for some reason…right? Oh, you also had a sex tape; which also can be applied to anyone with a nice figure and daddy issues. These are not valid reasons for the level of media attention you have been receiving. How you happened to have a reality show for several years is simply beyond me. The fact that it’s classified as “reality” just shows how fucked in the head we are as a society; your reality is a false one and I mean that with the utmost sincerity.
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| Fame. Redefined. |
I heard your new song on Youtube, and I must say you are brave. Brave in the sense that you’re getting older and starting to realize that looks can fade, so you want to secure your future by venturing to new outlets. My advice, keep moving and find another outlet because music is not your strong suit. Your faux modeling career will soon be over and you couldn’t quite make it in films either; so by my calculations, you should be on the same level as Kevin Federline in a matter of years. Please start making some wise investments and stop fooling yourself by banking on your looks and/or ill-gotten fame. It’s for your own good, darling.
Sincerely,
That Voice in Your Head
(F.C. Zamani)
Here's my take on Kim's fame:
ReplyDeleteFirst off- go for it guys, I totally get why you would want to look at this woman and jack off. She's basically a hot sack of skin- which is the only reason I see any value in her existence. Which leads me to the question; why are women so obsessed with this obviously overly insecure, self-indulgent, undignified, talentless hack?
Kardashian fans (and all reality-tv-loving bitches: snookie, and real housewives fans included) are as pathetic as her. Actually no- they are even more pitiful, because they don't even have the money or appeal to gain that kind of notoriety (however fleeting and shallow it may be). All these fans think that wearing masks of makeup, clipping in fake hair, planning outfits, talking shit, and obsessing over celebrities is a good way to live. News flash- the only reason anyone is focusing on the fact that you're a swamp donkey is because you are supporting stars like Kim that make you look bad. And your idolization of her and her lifestyle is only keeping you from getting a life of your own. I wish all you bitches would all just go get an education and a life. And stop watching such shit tv.
Kim Kardashian is setting herself up for enormous failure (which we all love even more than success) and hopefully all the people that watch her sham of a television show, and lead equally shallow lives, will fail as well and end up salting my fries.
I love you allison, swamp donkey!? Superb
ReplyDeleteI have enjoyed your blogs but not a fan of this one. The reason being is you totally don't even address that she runs two stores and gives a lot of money to charity. I do agree with you on the aspect that she should of never done a song. Not everyone can do everything.
ReplyDeleteI DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN AND I'M FINE WITH IIIIIIT. :) I am looking forward to your next blog Farbod!
ReplyDeleteAgreed. That show is a disgrace. She is one of the biggest brats I have ever seen. And the only reason she gives money to charity is so that she doesn't look like an awful human being to society...side stepped that land mine...
ReplyDeleteI want to see Kim Kardashian in commercials so I will want to be manipulated into buying products I don't need. Like soda.
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