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That's why they pay you the big bucks. |
Dear Mike,
But of course... |
I haven’t a clue where to begin, so here I go. You are everything that is wrong with films these days. I recently “watched” the third Transformers movie; and by “watched”, I mean grudgingly sat through the first hour and a half only to realize there was a whole hour left of this hot, bloated garbage. That was when I looked around and saw several people napping, including some people that were in my party. I woke them up and saved us all an extra hour of our lives. You lost me at the protagonist’s introductory scene due to your visual molestation of that starlet he’s dating in the movie (notice how I’m not calling it a film?). It’s funny how you trade out these interchangeable actresses the moment they become difficult; but it does serve a purpose, you show how expendable these so-called “actresses” really are. That is just about the only purpose your pubescent film-making has on society. In a nutshell, you are a pervert with a big budget and you ruined a childhood legacy for not only me, but probably tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of big kids out there as well. Perhaps instead of blowing your entire budget on CGI and explosions, maybe hire some better writers and give substance to the story when the robots aren’t fighting rather than simply throwing in gratuitous sex-appeal and PG-13 swearing. I understand that these films are product placement goldmines; and should be treated as such, but I gave you the benefit of the doubt in hopes that you might want to redeem yourself for the last two atrocities…FAIL. This is the very last time you get my hard earned money you dick.
Seriously!?,
An Unhappy Camper
(F.C. Zamani)
(F.C. Zamani)